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I go by Evie, Dianne, Jammie, Dean, and or Mykal 14 Demisexual.
Panromantic, genderfluid (I think) I suffer from a few mental illnesses. Check my FAQ plz

romangoddessvictoria:

nephilimgirlbooks:

yesterdayisadisgrace:

liar-liar-plants-for-higher:

chompyface:

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

Well, that took an unexpected turn.

so did their neck

I’m dying

So are they

methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

bolto:

everyones obsessed w the bee movie but how come none of you talk about my FAVOURITE monstrosity 

DELGO

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this movie had a budget of 40 million dollars

took ten years to make

and flopped harder than anything you’ve ever seen

Delgo is notable for producing, at the time, the worst opening ever for a film playing in over 2,000 theaters, earning $511,920 at 2,160 sites. According to Yahoo! Movies, this averages to approximately 2 viewers per screening.

DELGO!!!

rhymewithrachel:

it’s 2014 can we stop pretending that levi is a suave motherfucker

zanetehaiden:

this is one of my best friends. we want to make this picture viral. she doesn’t know 

Reblogging this guys.

zanetehaiden:

this is one of my best friends. we want to make this picture viral. she doesn’t know 

Reblogging this guys.

justofficialunitedstatesthings:

savannahdewbs:

justofficialunitedstatesthings:

fun fact: officialunitedstates currently holds the world record

For?

the world record

batched:

notsosilentwallflower:

batched:

knightlock:

how much do boy/girlfriend cost

at least 3 potato

didn’t it use to be 2 potato

the recession hit us hard

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

its-shnazzy-time:

The only thing I can think about is how long it’s going to take to get rid of all that glitter

why
WHY
WHY?????
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS???? THAT IS MOTHERFUCKING ART HERPES YOU UNDULATING SANCTIMONIOUS NIPPLE QUIVER.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT GLITTER IS MADE OF??? GLITTER IS SATAN CUM. THATS IT. IT IS SATANS SEMEN. DID YOU FUCK THE DEVIL? DID YOU? DID YOU? BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN’T ITS GONNA FEEL LIKE IT SINCE YOU’VE SLATHERED IT ALL OVER YOUR VARIOUS PARTS AND ORIFICES. YOU CAN SHOWER ALL YOU WANT BUT THE GOLD BEADS ARE GOING TO STAY WITH YOU TO THE GRAVE. 
YOU’RE GONNA BE SIXTY FUCKIN YEARS OLD AND STILL PICKING SPARKLY SPECKS OUT OF YOUR COOCH. YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA POP OUT IN A SHOWER OF FUCKING CONFETTI BECAUSE YOU WERE FOOL ENOUGH TO COVER YOUR LOVE TACO IN GAY SPRINKLES. ANY MAN OR WOMAN THAT GRACES YOUR FUN BUN WITH HIS TONGUE IS GOING TO GET A GODDAMN MOUTHFUL OF FAIRY EXCREMENT AND NEVER WANT TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR THAT CAVERNOUS FRICTION TRAP AGAIN
YEAH, LAUGH RIGHT NOW. POST YOUR FUCKING HIPSTERY PICTURES AND ACT ALL ARTSY AND SHIT, BUT FROM NOW ON YOU’RE DONE WITH LIFE. ITS ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE. WHEN YOU REACH THE DOORS OF DEATH IN YOUR OLD AGE, CRUSTY PYRITE PRICKS STILL FALLING FROM YOUR WRINKLES, THE HOODED MAN WILL CONFRONT YOU AND ASK YOU IF IT WAS WORTH IT, AND YOU WILL SAY NAY. YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN. YOU WILL NEVER LOVE AS YOU ONCE DID, RUN AS YOU ONCE DID, BE FREE AS YOU ONCE DID, FOR THE ITCH RIDDEN PRISON THAT IS NOW YOUR BODY HAS BEEN TAINTED BY THE LUST OF GLITTERING GRANULES OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY.
I HOPE YOU’RE FUCKING HAPPY.

Remember when I got really angry about glitter

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

its-shnazzy-time:

The only thing I can think about is how long it’s going to take to get rid of all that glitter

why

WHY

WHY?????

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS???? THAT IS MOTHERFUCKING ART HERPES YOU UNDULATING SANCTIMONIOUS NIPPLE QUIVER.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT GLITTER IS MADE OF??? GLITTER IS SATAN CUM. THATS IT. IT IS SATANS SEMEN. DID YOU FUCK THE DEVIL? DID YOU? DID YOU? BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN’T ITS GONNA FEEL LIKE IT SINCE YOU’VE SLATHERED IT ALL OVER YOUR VARIOUS PARTS AND ORIFICES. YOU CAN SHOWER ALL YOU WANT BUT THE GOLD BEADS ARE GOING TO STAY WITH YOU TO THE GRAVE.

YOU’RE GONNA BE SIXTY FUCKIN YEARS OLD AND STILL PICKING SPARKLY SPECKS OUT OF YOUR COOCH. YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA POP OUT IN A SHOWER OF FUCKING CONFETTI BECAUSE YOU WERE FOOL ENOUGH TO COVER YOUR LOVE TACO IN GAY SPRINKLES. ANY MAN OR WOMAN THAT GRACES YOUR FUN BUN WITH HIS TONGUE IS GOING TO GET A GODDAMN MOUTHFUL OF FAIRY EXCREMENT AND NEVER WANT TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR THAT CAVERNOUS FRICTION TRAP AGAIN

YEAH, LAUGH RIGHT NOW. POST YOUR FUCKING HIPSTERY PICTURES AND ACT ALL ARTSY AND SHIT, BUT FROM NOW ON YOU’RE DONE WITH LIFE. ITS ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE. WHEN YOU REACH THE DOORS OF DEATH IN YOUR OLD AGE, CRUSTY PYRITE PRICKS STILL FALLING FROM YOUR WRINKLES, THE HOODED MAN WILL CONFRONT YOU AND ASK YOU IF IT WAS WORTH IT, AND YOU WILL SAY NAY. YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN. YOU WILL NEVER LOVE AS YOU ONCE DID, RUN AS YOU ONCE DID, BE FREE AS YOU ONCE DID, FOR THE ITCH RIDDEN PRISON THAT IS NOW YOUR BODY HAS BEEN TAINTED BY THE LUST OF GLITTERING GRANULES OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY.

I HOPE YOU’RE FUCKING HAPPY.

Remember when I got really angry about glitter

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

they let Sherlock say “piss off” and they let John say “cock” but they won’t put in the quote “NO SHIT SHERLOCK” like what the fuck guys come on

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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