is tumblr even aware that their video player is not in fact a video player, but an actual steaming pile of cow feces
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if jess (pizza) likes or reblogs this i will do whatever she dares me to do
i dare u to send me a million dollars
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A tongue of lava oozes out from beneath the recently cooled crust of a flow. The silica contained within, reflects the early morning sunlight, giving its surface a glassy sheen.
Photo and caption credit: Bruce Omori
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50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
I can’t say I have ever had this experience.
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Help me
Someone posted this on one of Elijah’s body positive videos.
I can’t stop laughing
Fucking Madonna and her song Born This Way.
At least she’s polite. She said please.
Julie Walters joking on the set after having her character(Molly Weasley) defeat Bellatrix Lestrange.
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| When you're panicking or a character is in danger: | SEASON 9-1-1 |
|---|---|
| When you're mad or disappointed or in denial: | Season NEIN. |
| When Team Free Will has domestic moments: | Season 9-to-5 |
| When you're happy or thrilled about something: | Season On-Cloud-9 |
| Whenever someone returns from the dead: | Season 9-Lives |
Remember how Teen Titans had a lesson about Racism without blatantly bringing Cyborg’s Race into it?
Teen Titans was one of the most important parts of my childhood
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oh this fanfiction has an interesting summary and it’s even complete let’s see wha
“I got up”
clicks out of tab
god i am so fucking glad im not the only one that thinks this
it takes a very high quality of writing to be able to pull that stuff off. i know someone might think it’s more idk introspective or you get a better look inside someone’s mind… but mostly it comes off sounding like a 13 year old’s diary and ugh.
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
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things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:
- “what the fuck is a eucalyptus”
- “this smells like my grandma”
- “what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
- “this is bullshit i’m going home”
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